On May 24th 2014, My partner and I were enjoying a nice Saturday evening at work. We had a steady supply of calls coming in but nothing exciting. That was until we received a call from the SECRET AGENT MAN.
After answering the phone I'm greeted by what sounds like an intoxicated male claiming he was an informant for the DEA and had been assaulted. The caller was using a cell phone which was pinging from a local tower site. The caller tells me he is on "ABC Creek Road" and has been assaulted. I then inquire if he could give a better location because we actually have two "ABC Creek Roads" in the county and the are not close to each other. At this point he becomes belligerent and starts cussing me telling me he is a "Federal Agent" and wants help now! I then reassure the caller that we are trying to get him but we need to know where to send the help, and need to know if the suspect is still in the area. This does not appease him. He proceeds to curse some more, remind me that he is important because he is a "Federal Agent" and if I don't send him help now he will have my job. This line of questioning and response continues for another five minutes before he finally hangs up.
A few minutes later the "Secret Agent Man", which will now be known as "S.A.M" calls back and this time my partner has the luxury of answering the phone. Once again pertinent questions are asked, and belligerent responses are given similar as the first time he called ending with my partner being told he is now going to have her fired as well.
At this point we are now sarcastically concerned we are going to lose our jobs. However we have sent help in the general direction of where he claims to be at this time. My partner brilliantly deduces that he must be on this specific "ABC Creek Road" because if he were on the other he wouldn't have cell service.
Another few minutes pass and we receive a call from S.A.M again. I have the fortune of answering the phone and now S.A.M seems a little calmer and willing to actually have a conversation to assist me in getting him some assistance. He proceeds to tell me he is now on the lot of "ABC Creek Church" and is bleeding and loosing a lot of blood. He tells me how he moved here from another state because it became to dangerous for him to live there because years of informing on drug dealers had put a cross hair on him. He tells me that he has been investigating an individual for producing drugs and that his wife, whom he as been having problems with, informed the Drug Kingpin that he was undercover and that is why they beat him up.
As he is finishing up his story law enforcement arrives on scene followed by EMS and he is transported to a local hospital to be patched up to fight another day. Thus ends the tale of the Secret Agent Man....At least for now....
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